The Purge is the only thing keeping America together thanks to all the systematic poor people murder we evilly profit from, evilly. BARRY.Ĭurse that cunting cunt Eliza-cunt! I will cunt the cunt out of her cunted cunter!ĭude, we get it, you’re evil, no need to spell it out with gratuitous vag-related expletives. KYLE meets with a room full of POWERFUL EVIL OLD RICH WHITE MEN led by HEAD OLD EVIL RICH WHITE GUY RAYMOND J. Like, Sauron mixed with Cruella Deville stuffed inside Ramsey Bolton type evil. Here are some quick flashbacks from the night my family was murdered in case you forgot them in the last- has it even been 60 seconds yet? Vote for me and I will end The Purge forever!Īs your evil religious political rival I object to your candyass pacifism! Thanks to the Purge everyone has a job! America is a paradise! And all it costs is a few thousand murders a year! That’s a bargain!ĭamn bro, that’s fucking evil. I have become a senator and I’m running for president on an anti-Purge platform.
PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES - 2 DAYS BEFORE THE PURGE
#EDWIN HODGE PURGE 3 MOVIE#
I’m the black guy from the first movie which apparently took place the same night Elizabeth’s family was murdered and HOLY SHIT that was 18 years ago? I’ve barely aged 4 years since then! I guess black really DON’T crack! 18 YEARS LATER (YES, 18 YEARS, REMEMBER THAT NUMBER FOR LATER BECAUSE IT’S A HUGE FUCKING DEAL, BELIEVE ME) Now I will kill you all but inexplicably spare Elizabeth because I am nothing if not a merciful psychopath. I think the answer is simple: because you all had a death wish. I mean did we not have A SINGLE GUN BETWEEN US? What I don’t understand is how my family and I let one moron with a Dad Bod subdue all four of us without giving you so much as a paper cut. (listens to “We Want The Funk” on his Murder Playlist) We’re three movies in to this franchise so everybody should know what goes down on Purge Night. YOUNG ELIZABETH MITCHELL and her ENTIRE FAMILY have been tied up and are being tortured by GOOGLY EYE MASK GUY. A HOUSE WITH NO LOCKS OR WEAPONS OF ANY KIND - 2022
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